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Lilith in the Alphabet of Sirach


Lilith is world's the first feminist. When she demands equal rights and Adam refuses, she flies away.
Adam's crying about it, so God sends some angels to try and convince her to go back. They threaten her, but she's like, "Fuck you, you don't scare me! I'll kill your babies, dawg!" But they were like, "Noes, not OUR babies!" So they made an agreement that kids wearing amulets with the angels' names wouldn't die. After that, she was allowed to chill out as a demoness who didn't have to bang Adam anymore (though her demon babies did have to die, but whatevs.)


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